Posts by gordon d

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The NEW Watchtower t-shirt for ... everyone

by gordon d in

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i've just completed the design of our new shirt.

this shirt will be perfect for all jw's... active, apostate, or fading!.

for the active jw on the go it reads, "i dont think so!

gordon d

Hey Justsomedude....

Hide in your room with the shades pulled??? Heavens no!

The genius of this shirt (if I may use the term) is that you can wear it proudly anywhere. If someone questions you about it, just read it to them with the appropriate emphasis and pause.

It was a violation to put these on JWD!!!
They are NOT for sell through this forum, However, I will probably be putting these on eBay.

Thanks for the concern about copyright enfringement... got it covered. The first rule of Graphic Design... C.Y.A.!!!

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My JW roommate and the false religion tract

by oppgirl63 in

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my roommate who is disabled was in the hospital for a couple of days last week (nothing too serious).

one of the 'sisters' from the hall brought her a few of the tracts to hand out while she was in the hospital (like to nurses and whoever).

she hasn't been to the meetings for a while because she hasn't been feeling well so this was the first time she had seen them.

gordon d

Ooops what I meant to say was:

No One at the hospital would have taken the tract anyway!

Doctor's and nurses are so used to seeing the "NO BLOOD..." card and being "Witnessed" too
that many have started to carry their own "NO EXCREMENT" cards.....

There.. Now it's funny.

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My JW roommate and the false religion tract

by oppgirl63 in

jw
friends

my roommate who is disabled was in the hospital for a couple of days last week (nothing too serious).

one of the 'sisters' from the hall brought her a few of the tracts to hand out while she was in the hospital (like to nurses and whoever).

she hasn't been to the meetings for a while because she hasn't been feeling well so this was the first time she had seen them.

gordon d

Doctor's are so used to seeing the "NO BLOOD" card and being "Witnessed" too
that many have started to carry their own "NO EXCREMENT" cards.....

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Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff!

by gordon d in

this is a variation from the previous post: .

"learning to substitute jw terms and phrases for real ones, for example" .

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/123548/1.ashx .

gordon d

One More...

JW Elder---"Thanks for coming in to visit with us on the JC...I think were through here"
"NO Butch...I ain't finished by a damn site...I'm gonna get a couple of my heavy-hitting n!$$uz over here with a pair a pliers and a blow torch and get midieval on his hill-billy a$$"
---Ving Rhames---Pulp Fiction

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Jehovah's witnesses in the movies.... funny stuff!

by gordon d in

this is a variation from the previous post: .

"learning to substitute jw terms and phrases for real ones, for example" .

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/123548/1.ashx .

gordon d

This is a variation from the previous post:
"Learning to Substitute JW terms and phrases for REAL ones, for example"
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/123548/1.ashx

This is what Dubs might say and how it's been said in movies.

JW---"Son have you considered commiting your life to Jehovah and getting baptized?"
It's a practice that was called 'hobbling' now hold still my darling!"---Kathy Bates...Misery

JW---"Would you like a free in home bible study?"
"How much for the little girl... your women.. How much for them?"
---John Belushi...Blues Brothers

JW---knock knock "Good morning I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and we're out......
"My name's Gump...Forrest Gump..people call me Forrest Gump"
---Tom Hanks...Forrest Gump

JW---"Can it really be wise to focus on such worldly things as pursuing an education?"
"Benjamin Franklin is the DEBUL!
---Kathy Bates...The Waterboy

JW---"Brother, the Elders and I would like to talk with you about your recent conduct"
"I'll cast you down with the sodomites...you'll think you've been f#@$ed by a train!"
---Warden Norton...Shawshank Redemption

JW---"So you went in field service with the CO's wife?"
"Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?
---Cheif Dan George...Little Big Man

JW---"I sure got a lot out of the recent assembly"
"I think somebody crapped in my mouth while I was asleep!"
---Emelio Estevez...Garbage Men

JW---"Easter celebrations are an horrific example of the Pagan influence on Christendom"
"C'mon boy...Get mad at them damn eggs"
---George Kennedy...Cool Hand Luke

JW---"Brothers, I've given this a lot of thought and prayer and I would like to be reinstated"
"Sure, you can plug me back into the Matrix...but I don't wanna know nothing..NOTHING!"
---Cypher...The Matrix

JW---"I would like to thank Brother xxx for his uplifting message...certainly, the light IS getting brighter"
"What'll the A--hole think up next?"
---Slim Pickens...Blazing Saddles

JW---"Brothers to prevent the humiliation of being DF'd, I've decided to dis-associate myself"
"You can't kill me...I'm already dead!"
---Charles Manson...Helter Skelter

JW---"I don't think your point is in keeping with the information we've recieved from the FDS"
"You D!@K!"
---Jeff Spicoli...Fast Times at Ridgemont High

JW---"I sure feel guilty for allowing myself to miss the last assembly"
"I'm so excited...It's the joy only a free man can get on the start of a long journey"
---Morgan Freeman...Shawshank Redemption

JW---"He met with the elders on the JC last night... they DF's him"
"He crawled through 500 yards of smelling human foulness, I can only imagine and came out clean on the other side"
---Morgan Freeman...Shawshank Redemption

JW---"The FDS certainly prepared a lot of spiritual food for our enjoyment at the last assembly"
"Gaarrguuuhhhgg!!!"
---Linda Lovelace...Deepthroat

ANY MORE?????

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Learning to Substitute JW terms and phrases for REAL ones, for example. . .

by Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit in

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a hoho might say: you have a bad attitude, i can't associate w/ you.

a real person might say: you're having a bad day, can i help?.

a hoho might say: i'm a pioneer.

gordon d

A Dub might say, "Would you like a free in home bible study?"

A human being might say, "How much for the little girl... your women.. How much for them?"
++++vague Blues Brothers referrence++++

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New, lost & opinionated

by Shanna Korin in

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first let me say i'm new to this forum, second wow!

as it is i have spent at least an hour and a 1/2 just reading different topics and wow!

i never in my life imagined for one minute that it would be so hard to leave the organization.

gordon d

Hi Shanna,

WELCOME! I just discovered the board a few weeks ago too... One word of caution, just like the WTS it can overtake your life!

Also... watch your language.

Ms. Mouthy will "Bust that A$$!"

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The NEW Watchtower t-shirt for ... everyone

by gordon d in

jw
friends

i've just completed the design of our new shirt.

this shirt will be perfect for all jw's... active, apostate, or fading!.

for the active jw on the go it reads, "i dont think so!

gordon d

Sorry! I've been giggling about this one all weekend... I crack myself up!

Anyway... Looks like they'll be $16.50 plus $5.00 shipping
If there's enough demand, we can get the price down a bit.

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